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trenchgun:

“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”

I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!

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the-privateer:

pallidalunae:

Magic must defeat magic!

this was an amazing series

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really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

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heirofbadbreath:

does this make you uncomfortable

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catskid100:

quality pairing 

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iheartpkmn:

dirk-tattybrojangles:

OMFG

I CANNOT EVEN WHAT IS THIS *dies*

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lemonstrider:

amazing

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toastyhat:

“DAVEY!”

Requests are technically closed but if you have a reeeaaally good one, you can try your luck.

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vris88y-serket:

Ok so,I entered Tumblr minutes ago via my blog,and this is the welcoming page…

From all the fucking things I uploaded,Tumblr choosed the post of the Serket potatoes

I’m so done

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someonefoolish:

i’m about to start screaming

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thegaminglife:

I really don’t want to know what that means…

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deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING

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