“Uwaaah! I’m gonna be late!”
I’m Obama Barakku, 47 years old! Starting today, I’m gonna be a president!
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
I CANNOT EVEN WHAT IS THIS *dies*
Requests are technically closed but if you have a reeeaaally good one, you can try your luck.
Ok so,I entered Tumblr minutes ago via my blog,and this is the welcoming page…
From all the fucking things I uploaded,Tumblr choosed the post of the Serket potatoes
I’m so done